Such is the anticipation for the start of the calypso cricket carnival, I nearly failed to bring you news of the celebrity Anglo-Indo (cricket) clash at the weekend.
Clash is probably the right word as, although it didn't happen on the cricket field, the paparazzi were involved in a few scuffles at Liz Hurley's wedding celebrations in Jodhpur, India.
The ageing British pin-up is rumoured to have ordered in a cricket pitch, complete with floodlights, as husband Arun Nayar's team defeated Hurley's troops. Read more here.